THE 10 ATHEIST RECOMMENDATIONS
1 – Do not have any God
2 – Do not worship a false idol
3 – Worship no God before knowledge of him
4 – Make no wrongful claim to mislead others
5 – Observe the 7th day to recover from the 6th night
6 – Honour your Father and Mother, unless they are neglectful or abusive, in which case you shall call Social Services.
7 – You shall not murder
8 – You shall not commit adultery – without adequate protection
9 – Don’t take shit
10 – Don’t hassle you neighbour. Unless he’s a dick.
