THE 10 ATHEIST RECOMMENDATIONS
1 – Do not have any God
2 – Do not worship a false idol
3 – Worship no God before knowledge of him
4 – Make no wrongful claim to mislead others
5 – Observe the 7th day to recover from the 6th night
6 – Honour your Father and Mother, unless they are neglectful or abusive, in which case you shall call Social Services.
7 – You shall not murder
8 – You shall not commit adultery – without adequate protection
9 – Don’t take shit
10 – Don’t hassle you neighbour. Unless he’s a dick.
I like Recommendations 8,9, and 10. :D
ReplyDeletethis is funny! keep writing
ReplyDeleteI like these recommendations.
ReplyDeleteI think I will agree to them voluntarily without fear of being subjected to an indescribable amount of pain that is constantly being described to me.
8 & 9 are retarded. 9 is pretty much an eye for an eye and any endorsement of adultery is bullshit. Just because I don't believe in god doesn't mean I have the right to be inconsiderate in a relationship.
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ReplyDelete9 is a reference to not stealing (not eye-for-an-eye)
As for 8.. don't forget that adultery as defined by the major religions doesn't just refer to infidelity, it includes any sexual activity outside of marriage.
And bare in mind that this list is still a joke, not an actual reflection of my moral rules.
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www.christianityisleftwing.blogspot.com
Basically i'm rebutting everything this hardcore Christian Nutjob says on Young Earth Creationism and Evolutionism etc.
cheers!
George Carlin has this covered:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzEs2nj7iZM
His final commandment is the best:
"Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself."